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Unicorn Meat

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Yes, kids. We know. It's been a while. But this delicious new food product was too good to be overlooked. It promises to be an "Excellent Source of Daily Sparkles" and "There's magic in every bite!"

However, we've been told by a trusted source that shards of horn have been found in some tins. So, eat with caution.

[via BuzzFeed]


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