breast-shaped coke bottles

This year I spent Thanksgiving with two of my favorite lesbians. They prepared a beautiful spread of food and then another. There were few moments when we weren't shoveling food into our mouths. While rifling through the fridge to find something cold and liquid to wash down all that I had eaten, my eyes became transfixed. Sitting between a container of sour cream and a tube of Pillsbury cookie batter sat a bottle of Coke. I had never seen a bottle shaped like this before. These bottles of Coca Cola classic were in the shape of breasts! The Coca Cola marketing department is trying to appeal to lesbians. The only thing missing on the label was a rainbow and pink triangle.