Is that really Hannah Montana sucking on a that? And what is with the "individual [penis] pouches for portion control"? Penis portion control? Who made the decision to make the "microphone" flesh-toned?

As for the original idea of "Concert Candy" we have some more questions.

So like, OF COURSE, one of your "people" was probably sitting around with another one of your "people"...gettin' high and brainstorming...and someone came up with the brilliant idea of doing Hannah Montana Candy.

Cause, of course, kids will come to the Hannah Montana concert, buy the Hannah Montana tee and the Hannah Montana lunchbox and then they'd be sitting in their seat all hungry-n-shit and be like "Mom...I WANT SOME HANNAH MONTANA CANDY! PLEEEEEASSE!"

Genius.

Fucking, genius.

I mean kids love candy....and always want something to eat at shows...so why the fuck not?

Thanks for the tip Iceberg Wedge via Dear Famous Asshole.