"I think I'll try the yak penis tonight, honey"

Having trouble deciding where to take the gals for yet another bachelorette party? Afraid that it's going to be yet another night of men in drag dancing on a table while you try to avoid bankruptcy slurping down the overly priced drinks that you're required to order at least two of? Here's an idea of how to have a ball and eat it too.

Book a flight to Beijing with your matrimony-bound friend and head to Guo-li-zhuang restaurant, China's very first specialty penis restaurant in " an elegantly restored house beside Beijing's West Lake." Here you will be presented with more edible inter-species penises than your friend will know what to do with. We suggest ordering a cock-eh-hem-tail to sip while you peruse the menu.

For beginners, Miss Zhu recommended the hotpot, which offers a sampling of what the restaurant has to offer - six types of penis, and four of testicle, boiled in chicken stock by the waitress, Liu Yunyang, 22.

The Russian dog was first. It was julienned, and rather gamey. The ox was, of all six, the most recognisable for what it was, even though it had been diced. In texture seemed identical to gristle.

The deer and the Mongolian goat were surprisingly similar: a little stringy, they had the appearance and feel of overcooked squid tentacles. The Xinjiang horse and the donkey, on the other hand, were quite different. Though both came sliced lengthwise, and looked like bacon, the horse was light and fatty, while the donkey had a firm colour and taste. The testicles were slightly crumbly, and tasted better with lashings of the sesame, soy and chilli dips thoughtfully provided.[ from Telegraph]

Just make sure you order your Canadian seal penis in advance. Apparently it requires a little extra preparation time -- but isn't that what marriage is about: schedules, communication.... Just think of it as good training.

You'll know you've done your job if you notice your bride friend is feeling cock-eyed and longing to have just one penis for life. [from the Sunday Times London and via Buzzfeed]