We've all lost hours at a time, filling out online surveys, purchasing wedding gifts from online registries, or buying groceries from Fresh Direct. Now prepare to block out even more online purchase time to place your Domino's pizza orders. As The Sneeze reveals in their investigative pizza ordering report -- not only can you choose from a multiplicity of toppings, you can also choose the quadrant of the pizza where the toppings should be placed.

Regardless of your feelings about Domino's, the fact that you can order it online without having to talk to a human being is fantastic. Type a little on your computer and magically a pizza shows up at your door. It's the closest thing we have to Star Trek's food synthesizer...But I also love the amount of control they give you. Beyond choosing your crust, each topping comes with your choice of "light," "normal," or "heavy." Just like tampons. (Am I right, ladies?) But what I've become obsessed with is that when you only want a particular topping on half of your pizza, they make you specify WHICH HALF. LEFT or RIGHT.

**warning: In no way are we advocating the purchase of Domino's Pizza. In fact, we're saying don't eat the stuff. Here's why.

[Thanks for the tip Jeff at AndIamnotlying.com]