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Bestiality Restaurant Hams it Up

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[photo from Lastsicko]

At a members-only restaurant in the Tokyo entertainment district Roppongi, having pork prepared "your way" also means having your way with the pork. According to The Mainichi Daily News, wealthy customers can engage in the forbidden practice of sleeping with dinner.

Once the customer feels prepared, they will be presented with beast of their choice. In the lawyer's case, it was a sow. "I'd been told what to expect, but when I actually saw what was happening, it was as shocking as you'd imagine it to be," M tells Jitsuwa Knuckles. "Later, the lawyer told me the appeal of the place just came about because when people have got money and done everything else, they turn toward bestiality."

Once the lawyer had finished porking the pig, the couple returned to the first floor and sat at a table to dine. M says she was totally shocked when staff members carried in roast pork -- made of the same sow the lawyer had earlier been with.

"I was about to vomit," M says. "It was the same pig that had been squealing just moments before. Now, it had been roasted whole. I managed to avoid eating it by only having salad."

Incidentally, prices range from 200,000 yen to 500,000 yen for a chicken, dogs cost somewhere between 300,000 yen and 800,000 yen, while pigs and goats start at around 800,000 yen. Charges are higher depending on whether the creature is female and how active it is.

[from InventorSpot via Digg.com]



Comments


that is so so so very gross.


i don't believe this story is true.


Evidence that animals will one day rise up and slay us all


It takes about 8 hours to roast a whole pig.


Where can I sign up? What if during sex I fall in love? Can I keep the animal and eat it later? Sex might be good enough to want to do it again, and If I eat it, I will have to search all over again for a good partner, and they are hard to come by.


This is a vulgar lie.


You cowardly LIAR.


Even if it sees this from Japanese people, it is unusual.
There are many Korean residents in Japan.
People with an unusual disposition are conspicuous.
Since it will be misunderstood, Japanese people are also in trouble.


This is certainly not true, and not funny at all.


This is totally not true, and Mainichi Newspaper is worse than a tabloid.


I don't understand why Maichichi Daily News wrote such a fuckin' article.
They are enemy of Japanese people!!!


Mainichi lol.
Plus the source is Men's Knuckle... haha oh wow.


The story was originally a fictitious tabloid article (you know, like the old Weekly World News) that some idiot thought would be great to translate it and let the whole world know about it as a way to give the country a bad name.
Mainichi has deleted the original article, due to complaints from readers, so there.


Of course it's a fiction.
This is a malignant groundless fabrication report.
Mainichi Daily News has already
apologized and deleted some articles, but the problem is not solved.
Please check out my blog for detail.


Mainichi has been writing made-up stories in this WaiWai colum for the past 9 years.

They were not even translations of tabloid magazines. For instance, they claim that this article about the bestiality in a restaurant is a translation from "Jitsuwa Nucle", one of the worst Japanese vulger magazines. But if you read the original article, it was about strange urban legends which are not well-known (apparently, there is an urban legend that there exists a restaurant where the cook has sex with the animal before cooking them...). Now Mainichi newspaper distorted the original vulger story and turned it into some seriously grotesque "news".

Finally they listened to the complaints from Japanese people and deleted the articles (deleting the evidence).

But the problem persists - they admitted that they were fictitious stories, but only in Japanese, to Japanese readers. In English version, they only said that they were forced to close the colum because they have been threatened by angry Japanese conservative mob. They didn't say that the articles were totally false, as if they were doing a brilliant journalistic job writing about the true, hidden stories about the closed, conservative country, until some mad Japs decided to silence them.

So now it seems it's Japanese people and society that is wrong not permitting the freedom of speech!


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