Unfortunately, we missed our opportunity to have a ball at the Testicle Festival in Montana. At this annual festival in early August, Rocky Mountain Oysters are served up for eating. And the fun isn't limited to sacky sliders. There are also games like Bullshit Bingo where people buy a square on a huge grid for $5. Every time the bull shits, somebody wins $100. And for the thousands of Harley riders who show up every year, there's the Biker Ball Biting Contest.

We hoped to find some photos of the festival's namesake: hot balls being barbecued and eaten. Instead we encountered pages and pages of ladies dancing in the buff under a different kind a ball, one of the disco nature. Naked ladies and the festival locale -- a red state known for its Republican nuts -- guarantees there will be no cases of blue balls.

[thanks for the tip, Chris]