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In the Cakehead office, our decorations of choice are un-edible packaged food products. Shelves are lined with pretty little cans of Vienna Sausages and instead of fish bowls displaying fish, glass jars display packaged pigs lips. There are certain packaged foods that make better home decorations than edibles. However, Steve at The Sneeze has compiled a funny list of such packaged food that he does eat. Join Steve in saying "fuck you" to his tastebuds in his first installment titled,"Steve Don't Eat It."

He begins the taste test with "Potted Meat Food Product"

There aren't too many products that feel the need to reassure you that they are, in fact, "food." Already not a good sign.

The list of ingredients is long and horrifying, coming right out of the gate with "MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN." Oddly enough, I'm about to be separated from my lunch, and I haven't even opened the can yet.

Other ingredients include BEEF TRIPE, BEEF HEARTS, AND "PARTIALLY DE-FATTED COOKED PORK FATTY TISSUE" How does one de-fat fat? Bizarre. God knows what else is in here.