Fruit Loops' new edible straw is the perfect weapon to launch spitballs at the Supreme Court Justices for the majority's decision to overrule segregation in schools, propelling us back to the pre-Brown v. Board of Education days.

The four dissenters wrote, in effect, that the majority was standing history on its head. Justice Stephen G. Breyer said that today’s result “threatens to substitute for present calm a disruptive round of race-related litigation, and it undermines Brown’s promise of integrated primary and secondary education that local communities have sought to make a reality.”

Or better yet, as Gawker suggests, just send the straws to the Justices to snort their coke or smoke their crack. It seems they're on some form of substance if they think this decision is going to help end the racial divide in this country.

[Buzzfeed via The Impulsive Buy]