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Hipsters Get All Muscular...or at least they're trying

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There is still no shortage of skinny boys in tight, tapered pants on the Brooklyn L-train. But we've noticed a small, but rapidly growing new trend on the train that shuttles hipsters en mass between Brooklyn and Manhattan. It seems that a increasing contingent of skinny boys are looking to bulk up. Three days in a row we've spotted multiple boy waifs sipping the banana cream flavor of Muscle Milk. Some gulped their drink down openly. But most preferred to keep their body goals a secret by shrouding the beverage behind the thin deli bag veil. We wish them luck, but the girth of their wrists and waistline suggest that they're more in need of a healthy steroid injection than little sips of Muscle Milk.

If you're looking to bulk up and are willing to sample the product, let us know what you think. According to Cytosport who makes the drink there are "7 Killer Flavors - Banana Creme, Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Mint Chip, Cookies 'n Creme, Mocha Joe, Root Beer Float, Vanilla Creme." And good luck to you!

(In no way are we endorsing this product since taste tests and reviews compare the flavor to that of musky banana sweat).


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