We haven't counted calories since seventh grade when one of us feigned anorexia to impress the other girls who seemed to talk of nothing but their eating disorder. If you're hoping to launch an eating disorder of your own, check out what celebrities eat to keep their figures miniscule. Or you want to skip the eating disorder, but lose some pounds, just watch the drunk Hasselhoff video again. You'll be so repulsed by his approach to eating that you will lose your appetite and shed those stubborn pounds.

And for something new and different, click here to see pictures of celebrities stuffing their mouths with food.

[via Celebrities Eating]