Congressman: Eat my face

Is your Congressman or woman in bed with special interest groups, fattening her belly with a bottomless slush puppy fund? Cakehead is launching a nationwide campaign to remind representatives that they're supposed to be representing the people and not business interests. Get them out of bed with the lobby groups with a special breakfast in bed. The menu: a gelatin mold of your face.
To participate, first send away for the Eat Yer Face Gelatin Mold Kit. It's only $19.95, $59.95 for a family of four. The kit will provide you with all the tools necessary to make a gelatin mold of your face. Then stick the neatly formed globual in the mail. Mailing addresses can be found here and here.
Let's remind Congress that the nation is made up of gelatin faces, not gelatin office parks.


