We thought we were the only ones to issue trophies of food to honor the cakeheads among us. But it turns out that The Weekly Donut has been doing it too! We're assuming that the Pope is "The Weekly Donut" because of his infallibility and for his helping hand with Jesus' rising last Sunday.

We'd like to offer the Pope our weekly prize -- the Cake of the Week Award. This week the cake is less of a reward and more a bribe to keep his priests away from the small Catholic children. Consider the cake to be a sacrificial offering.