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A stabbing brawl at G&M Restaurant in Linthicum Heights, Maryland over some of the country's best crab cakes is just a reminder of our fundamental drive as humans to survive and prevent starvation. Survival was on the line, right?

In the end, neither Jeffrey Rites nor Keith Anthony Rantin Jr. got any of G & M Restaurant and Lounge's famous crab cakes for lunch....What was at stake was who would eat first. So coveted are G & M's crab cakes that not only do lines of hungry devotees stretch out the door, but the delicacies can be ordered online and shipped overnight anywhere in the country.

Assistant State's Attorney Michael Dunty maintains that Rites, 39, of Violetville, responded before Rantin, 31, a Reisterstown barber and home rehabber, when the "who's next?" call went out at lunchtime March 28.

Asserting that Rites was not next, Rantin began arguing, and the confrontation went from words to shoving to the stabbing, the prosecutor said.