Hilarious new book teaches sinners like us how Evangelical Christians eat, think and plan for the Rapture
A new book by Robert Lanham, author of The Hipster Handbook, is now in bookstores. It's called The Sinner's Guide to the Evangelical Right and is a must for sinners and Christians alike who want to laugh while they learn how people who speak in tongues have come to influence government policy. You can buy the book here.
The book also provides fantastic tips about which megachurches offer the best dining options!
We can personally vouch for the hamburgers at the permanent barbeque stand at Rick Warren's Saddleback church in California. However, when we asked about vegetarian options for our companion, they looked at us as if they expected us to take out our anti-War picket signs and start protest against "freedom".
And the "Quivers" are a refreshing beverage to wash down the meat. For those not familiar with a quiver it's "a unique frozen beverage hand made fresh daily with real fruit and contain no fat, cholesterol, or dairy. From the eye opening colors, to the mouth watering flavors and the smooth velvety texture, Quivers serves energy and fun in a product that is guilt free and unique in every aspect." Despite the promises, we felt guilty for giving the Christians our money. The way the money is spent on abstience only program is enough to make any non-believer quiver with fear.
