If bread represents the body of Christ, does bread baked in a Jesus-shaped baking pan respresent Jesus with skin grafts? Now you can order the Jesus Pan and "Put the Image of Jesus RIGHT ON FOOD!" (The all-caps and exclamation point are theirs, not ours.)

What a great new way to prove your love for Christ by cluttering your already cramped cupboards with yet another As Seen on TV sales offer. Jesus would sure be proud of their convincing pitch:

JesusPan is made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating....Holy images have been popping up all over... A grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary sold for over 17-hundred dollars on Ebay.

They make the $29.95 price tag on the pans seem like a steal compared to the grilled cheese Mary, which, to get technical, is really just a slab of cheese sandwiched between two slices of Jesus, imprinted with Mary.

You too can bake Jesus on Jesus loaves and "Worship at every meal with the Jesus pan."

[Jesus Pan tip from Expired Foods]