the bacon vest - an idea in its infancy

We know most vegetarians wouldn't choose to eat bacon. But would they wear a vest made of stitched strips of the fatty flesh? You can find inventions like the bacon vest at HalfBakery, a forum for those with an inventor's mind, but not a lot of common sense.

Po the "inventor" of the bacon vest, described his vision as "a pleasing design of alternate streaky and back bacon. stitched with bacon rind and seasoned to taste."

We are experts in cake, not fashion. But from a personal standpoint we feel that a vest is always a bad idea (although we love the idea of fashion you can eat).