You won't spot the cakehead reps in the audience at the White House Correspondents dinner. We've been requesting the proper credentials since the Clinton Presidency. We would never take advantage of our access to print any slanderous material about the president. It would only be to provide our readers with proper coverage of White House dinners, First Lady luncheons and prayer breakfasts. But the press passes haven't come through. This is why we weren't there to report first hand on Steven Cobert's performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner. It is also why we can't provide you with a proper critique of the meal that was served.

But that doesn't mean we weren't there in spirit. Check out Freewilliamsburg.com to view video clips of what everyone was talking about. We obviously need to get our heads out of the surf and turf (the dish that was served at the correspondents dinner) and start focusing harder on getting access.