NYSE Dining Club Closes
It's sad day in the world of exclusive private dining clubs. The New York Stock Exchange's Dining Club is closing its doors for good. The reason given? The same reason we're in Iraq: Enriched uranium was found in the kitchen. We're just kidding. It's because of 9/11, silly:
The club said "enhanced security and reduced access after 9/11" led to losses of "both money and membership."
[NY Post via Dealbreaker.com]
Comments
Amy, I think that means the terrorists won.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 30, 2006 02:12 AM