edible bra

From lickable body topping to edible underwear – Valentines is the day when people give up proper eating etiquette and instead dine off the human body. At least that’s what Fredericks of Hollywood would like you to believe.

Frankly, we start to feel slightly nauseated at the thought of sampling a so-sweet-it’s-sour strawberry gel from a tube. But if you really must partake in the practice, why not make a delicious homemade apricot tapioca or butterscotch pudding with homemade whipped cream? We’ve studied the ingredients in those manufactured body edibles and believe it or not, there’s no real strawberries in the strawberry spread, no cocoa in the chocolate drippings and not trace of grape in the grape body jam.

Our rule of thumb is, if you wouldn’t eat the stuff from a bowl, why would you eat it off the flesh?