YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH is one of those numerology-reminiscent games where you add, multiply, divide and subtract and the end results seems like magic, although there is no indication of what your future will hold. We played as soon as we received it in our email box and the game almost worked. When it works properly, the game results indicate the age of the player and number of days a week he/she craves chocolate. We love the game because the end result said we were one year younger than we actually are. Play and shave a year off your life.

**Warning: Don't expect to have your chocolate craving satiated by playing this game. But your brain might get a little stronger.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate...(more than once but less than 10)
2 Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755...
If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK.