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Activities for a snowed-bound weekend

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In anticipation of the snow storm that's scheduled to hit in the middle of your weekend, we've compiled a list of activities to keep you active and warm. (Okay, so the panty party might be a bit nippy, but other than that, what better way to heat your insides than with free alcohol and pig?)

Friday, February 10

Event: Ladies Night Pig Roast Luau
Time: 9-10:30 PM
Location: Porky's, 55 West 21st ( 5th and 6th Avenues), Manhattan

Open bar and free admission for women until 10:30. Guys are shit out of luck as usual, at least until the girls get drunk. If you love bachelorette parties and frogs in sombreros, come here for a good time. Or you could just come here to die. If I had to go, I'd take out my emergency switchblade and stab myself in the face. Better than staying at this party, seriously.
[via MyOpenBar.com]

Saturday, February 11

Event: Cachaca Tasting
Time: 5-7 PM
Location: UVA Wine, 218 Bedford Avenue, (@ North 5th, in the Mini-mall) Williamsburg
Cost: Free

Free Cachaca. Cachaca Dave will be pouring heavily at this Brazilian liquor tasting. Get drunk in the late afternoon and do some impulse shopping in the mini-mall. Then maybe you'd like to stumble over to Beacon's Closet and tell them that $0 is not an acceptable trade for my $900 Narciso Rodriguez pants.
[via MyOpenBar.com]

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Event: Made With Love
Time: 7:00 PM
Location: Brooklyn Collective Artisan Gallery, (198 Columbia Street between Sackett and Degraw, Carrol Gardens)
Cost: Free with RSVP
Open Bar: unknown, 7-8
[via FreeNYC.com]

Event: Rated-X: The Panty Party
Time: 11-Midnight
Location: Scenic, 25 Ave B, (2nd and 3rd Streets) Manhattan (212) 253-2595
Cost: $5 cover if you mention Shaw Promotion, otherwise it's $7

Joanna Angel and the girls from indie music/ink-heavy porn site burningangel.com will be parading around more than half-naked all night long. Performance by Joanna Angel at 1:30am, and of course the pornorific Hot Body Contest at 2:30am
[via MyOpenBar.com]

Sunday, February 12

Event: Strange Carnival
Time: 7:00pm - 11:00pm
Location: Yoyamart (15 Gansevoort Street at Hudson)
Cost: Free
Having the Toy Fair in town means crazy toy parties like this one. there will be guest artist appearances by Friends With You, Nathan Jurevicius & James Jarvis! "Come early for presents, prizes and maybe pineapple"
[via FreeNYC.com]


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