Exterior of the World's Number 1 restaurant: The Duck Fat

All these expensive restaurants are making us hungry for some dirt cheap street food.

Here are the top 50 places to eat according to the Guardian. Drum roll please:

1 The Fat Duck Bray, Berkshire
2 El Bulli Montjoi, Spain
3 The French Laundry Yountville, California
4 Tetsuya's Sydney
5 Gordon Ramsay London
6 Pierre Gagnaire Paris
7 Per Se New York
8 Tom Aikens London
9 Jean Georges New York
10 St John London
11 Michel Bras Laguiole, France
12 Le Louis XV Monte Carlo
13 Chez Panisse Berkeley, California
14 Charlie Trotter Chicago
15 Gramercy Tavern New York
16 Guy Savoy Paris
17 Restaurant Alain Ducasse Paris
18 The Gallery at Sketch London
19 The Waterside Inn Bray, Berkshire
20 Nobu London
21 Restaurante Arzak San Sebastián, Spain
22 El Raco de Can Fabes San Celoni, Spain
23 Checcino dal 1887 Rome
24 Le Meurice, Paris
25 L'Hotel de Ville, Crissier, Switzerland
26 L'Arpège Paris
27 Angela Hartnett at the Connaught London
28 Le Manoir aux Quat' Saisons Oxford
29 Le Cinq Paris
30 Cal Pep Barcelona
32 Masa New York
33 Flower Drum, Melbourne
34 WD50 New York
35 Le Quartier Francais Franschhoek, South Africa
36 Spice Market, New York
37 Auberge de l'Ill Illhaeusern, Alsace
38 Manresa Los Gatos, California
39 Restaurant Dieter Muller Begisch, Gladbach, Germany
40 La Maison Troisgros Roanne, France
41 The Wolseley London
42 Rockpool Sydney
43 Yauatcha, London
44 The Ivy, London
45 Gambero Rosso, San Vincenzo, Italy
46 The Cliff St James, Barbados
47 Le Gavroche London
48 Enoteca Pinchiorri Florence
49 Felix Hong Kong
50 La Tupina Bordeaux

These dining spots sure are a good way to make a rich lady broke and a poor lady jealous. The average price per meal is around $150 a head.

Will someone please let us in on the secret to having enough spending money to afford these joints? We obviously chose the wrong career path.

Dining sponsors please send pity checks this way. We're putting together a scholarship fund to pay for exorbitantly expensive meals for the less fortunate.