Right Wing Stew
FreeWilliamsburg.com 's entry about right wing crackpots has inspired us with a recipe idea. With all the right-wing crackpots running around Crawford, TX we're recommending that tonight's dinner be crackpot stew.
The recipe is simple. First, purchase a havahart trap. Bait the trap with white crosses labeled with the names of men and women who have died in Iraq in Georgie's war. Before you know it angry non-thinking wingnut zombies will emerge and their delicious fresh meat will be trapped for your stew. Unfortunately, we didn't capture Larry Northern, before he was arrested for his criminal mischief in Crawford, TX. Here's why he would make a delicious crackpot stew ingredient.
From FreeWilliamsburg.com
A pickup truck ran over wooden crosses erected at anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan's campsite on Monday night, in the latest sign of tension over the peace vigil outside vacationing President George W. Bush's Texas ranch.....The small, white wooden crosses erected at the site are hand-painted with the names of soldiers killed in Iraq.
We suggest that after the crackpot meat has been captured, you hire a professional butcher to carve up the meat. With the meat, follow your favorite stew recipe. Any old recipe will work. The secret is to find the biggest crackpot available. The bigger the crackiness, the better the stew


