Answer: Pre-sliced sheets of peanut butter. What? you think. Peanut butter's a spreadable food, not a sliceable one. Well the folks at Kennedy Food think that the American public has been wasting their time smearing peanut butter with knives and spoons. After four years of trial and error they have manufactured a peanut butter that looks like brown sheets of American Cheese.

We'll be report how the product tastes once we track down a store that sells it.

**And no, the nation's second largest lobby, the NPB (National Peanut Board), is not bankrolling this site.