Condoleezza Rice would never approve of an ice cream made with rice and not milk. We temporarily forgot that vegan ice cream is anti-American. For chilling right-wing ice cream flavors check out Star Spangled Ice Cream via FreeWilliamsburg.com

They are currently developing more exciting flavors:

Ara-Fat Free
Candy McCain
Cherry Falwell
Choc & Awe
Donald Rum Raisin
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Iraq The Vote
Orange Alert Sherbet
RUSHmallow
School Prayerleens & Crème