Cakehead Award of the Week: The Lego Cake
Legos: Great for Building Cakes and Walls of Protection
We are proud to announce this week's winners of the Cakehead Award of the week. This week's prize is the Lego Cake. The ingredients contained in the cake not only produce a delicious snack, but can be recycled to build a wall of protection. We know these two deserving recipients are a little terrified about the world that surrounds them so we're recommending that they, deconstruct their Lego prize cakes and build a wall around themselves.
The first Lego Cake award goes to: Kurt Anderson for his recent article in New York Metro.com where he revealed his desire for a thick concrete safety suit. We hope these legos will make you feel secure, Kurt.
[From Gawker via Catch via FREEWilliamsburg.com]:
I felt a little guilty the other afternoon in Foley Square, walking between two big federal buildings, when I darted off the sidewalk the moment I saw a woman approaching in a full black burka. I wanted to get beyond her killing radius as quickly as I could. It was silly, and slightly shameful, but reflexive: In the summer of 2005 in New York, ostentatiously pious Muslim = potential suicide bomber.
The second award goes to Jerry Fallwell who we feel, frankly, really needs more than a lego wall. But we're hoping until he creates his theocracy, he can cordon himself off in Christian la-la land and leave the rest of us alone.
[From The Associated Press]:
Falwell, founder of Liberty University in Lynchburg, Va., and Moral Majority, included with his mass fundraising letter for Falwell Ministries a sticker that reads, "I Vote Christian."
