Litter Box Cake Award Trophy

We love how inquisitive those Christian are when it comes to tracing the origin of His Majesty. We just don't like that they're throwing their weight around in the public schools - trying to possess the minds of our precious atheist offspring.

[From Chicago Tribune]:

President Bush said Monday that he thinks schools should discuss "intelligent design" alongside evolution when teaching students about creation. …During a round-table interview with reporters from five Texas newspapers, Bush declined to detail his views on the origin of the universe. But he said students should learn about both theories….Christian conservatives have pushed for the teaching of intelligent design in public schools. Scientists generally have rejected the theory as an attempt to force religion into education.

Since George W. backs the teaching of Intelligent Design in our public schools this week's cakehead award goes to our President. We present him with the Kitty Litter cake. The symbolism works on two levels. Level one, Bush is a big pussy, afraid to stand up to the Christian conservatives on any social issue. Level two, Bush is full of shit – just like the cakey litter box.