We want to buy a car, just so we can hang this beefy goodness in it. Chuck Palhniuk has the right idea for promoting his new book Haunted. [From This Justin]:

At a recent book signing, Chuck Palahniuk gave out BBQ scented air fresheners, steak shaped shower mats, and flung artificial severed limbs into the audience knocking over drinks and beaming inattentive girls on the head in the process. We need more literary events like that.