Eat the Flag

With that pesky flag-burning ban amendment back on the table, the question begs to be asked, if the amendment passes will we still be allowed to eat the flag?
Jon Stewart and a handful of liberal and quasi-liberal do-gooders did at a fundraiser for Partnership for Public Service. [From Transom]:
"This is a night for celebrating freedom," boomed Jon Stewart from the stage of the Waldorf Astoria’s ballroom. "The freedom to honor each other at gala dinners. That"—he paused—"is what we fight for." Attendees at the Participation for Public Service Annual Gala also fought for "American Parfaits"—pretty little Neapolitan ice-cream combos, whose luscious white-chocolate American flags were scarfed down with pride.
They may have to quit their desecratin' if the flag bill passes.
And in other Government and God news: Now that Christians have their own version of an Ivy League University and are in training to Christify government jobs, we're especially glad that an organization like Partnership for Public Service is out there for those of us who want to keep the sinners and heathens in office. According to Hanna Rosin's excellent article in the New Yorker, "God and Country," Patrick Henry College is sending roughly the same number of Evangelical Christians to internships on the Hill as Georgetown University. Liberals, it's time to get cracking.


