Cake of the Week Great for Hiding WMD
Hidden Treasure Cake
The recipe for the Hidden Treasure Cake suggests hiding fruits like mandarin orange sections or strawberry Jell-O in the hollow of the white cake. But why stop there. We suggest that journalists Judith Miller and Matthew Cooper, bake the cake with a creamy filling made of confidential sources. This cake will guarantee the sources will not leak, even if the journalists who baked them spend 18 months in jail.
Stay tuned for next week's Cake of the Week: The Medieval Castle Cake - great for people feeling nostalgic for times when countries were run by feudal lords and the words "freedom of press" was the punch line of a court jester's joke.
Comments
Anyone who uses recipes from the Kraft Foods website to make political commentary is, at minimum, a minor god in my own personal patheon. Alas! The line "creamy filling of confidential sources" caused me to shoot hot coffee out my nose. Thanks a lot for that.
Posted by: res publica | June 29, 2005 11:18 PM